you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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