ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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