my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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