i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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