How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far