I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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