ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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