Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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