the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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