It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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