Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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