Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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