what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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