we have officially lost it.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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