I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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