That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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