i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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