I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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