conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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