i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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