Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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