And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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