Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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