Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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