its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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