The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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