i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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