ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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