i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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