4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Congratulations! We have a period
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