i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do vagina's smell?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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