talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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