Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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