How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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