I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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