windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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