even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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