this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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