Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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