I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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