possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Everclear isn't food dammit
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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