but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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