So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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