I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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