mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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