why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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