Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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