When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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