I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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