I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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