question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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