Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
