i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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