i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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