it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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