yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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