i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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